Good Morning, Lauraville!: Top 10 Cartoon Girls I'd Like to Bang

It was admittedly difficult to try to come up with the definitively dumbest list ever to be published in a blog, but I'm always up for a challenge. Here then, without further ado, is the top 10 cartoon girls I'd like to bang:

#10. TONI DAYTONA (from Luann). An obscure choice to begin this list, I know. She's the female firefighter in the comic strip, Luann. As Paris Hilton would say, "That's HOT!"

#9. VELMA (from Scooby Doo). She wears short skirts, she solves mysteries, and she just may have a thing for Daffney. What more could you want?

#8. MAUDE FLANDERS (from The Simpsons). Yes, I know she is dead, having been traumatically killed in a bizarre baseball stadium "T-shirt cannon" incident. But obviously I'm talking about the alive version of Maude, not the post-death version because that would be creepy. And the whole Born Again Christian thing is an added bonus.

#7. PUFFY AMI YUMI (Japanese music stars). I have no idea which one is Puffy or Ami or Yumi or Puffy Ami or Ami Yumi. But, really now, does it matter?

#6. PEBBLES FLINTSTONE (from The Flintstones). The college freshman version of Pebbles, of course. What do you think ... I'm some kind of perv?

#5. DARIA MORGENDORFER (from Beavis and Butthead, and subsequently Daria on MTV). Droll, intellectual, intense ... and, best of all, Jewish.

#4. BAT GIRL. (from Batman). The eternal choice: Cat Woman or Bat Girl? Cat Woman ... or Bat Girl? Cat Woman ... or Bat Girl? Answer: Bat Girl.

#3. JOSIE & THE PUSSYCATS. (stars of their own eponymous cartoon). Is it greedy to list the entire band? But, in good conscience, I did not feel right choosing just one of them.